Patient being investigated for fatigue, vitamin deficiencies and abdo pain. Outpatient department:
Me: …and what’s your diet like?
Patient: Oh, I don’t eat.
Patient: I don’t eat food. I’ve never really cared for it.
Patient: I’ll usually just have a juice. You know? Like one of those 600ml bottles with banana and chia seeds.
Patient (oblivious): sometimes I can make one of those bottles last for three days!